TALKING ABOUT BONERS AND OTHER LINES FROM MACBETH

  1. 10.
    ROSS: His highness is not well. LADY MACBETH: My lord is often thus, and has been from his youth.
    After Macbeth's outburst about the ghost. RUDE
  2. 9.
    SEYTON: The queen, my lord, is dead. MACBETH: She should have died hereafter: there would have been a time for such a word.
    RUUDE
  3. 8.
    FIRST WITCH: Where hast thou been, sister? SECOND WITCH: Killing swine.
    Same
  4. 7.
    Fly, good Fleance, fly, fly, fly! -Banquo
    Okay, yes, it's out of context.
  5. 6.
    [to Lady Macbeth] O gentle lady, 'tis not for you to hear what I can speak: the repetition in a woman's ear would murder as it fell. [turns to Banquo] O Banquo, Banquo, our royal master's murdered! -Macduff
  6. 5.
    THIRD MURDERER: Who did strike out the light? FIRST MURDERER: Was't not the way?
    "Was that not the plan?" idiots
  7. 4.
    MACBETH: Where got'st thou that goose look? SERVANT: There is ten thousand— MACBETH: Geese, villain? SERVANT: Solidiers, sir.
  8. 3.
    [Alcohol] makes him stand to, and not stand to... -porter
    Talking to Macduff and Lennox about boners.
  9. 2.
    The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon! -Macbeth
  10. 1.
    MURDERER: What, you egg! [Stabs him]