WHAT CHAMELEONS EAT AND OTHER THINGS HAMLET SAID

Prince of Danes? More like prince of Dank Burns
  1. 10.
    OPHELIA: 'Tis brief, my lord. HAMLET: As woman's love. -3.2
    RUDE
  2. 9.
    Excellent, i'faith, of the chameleon's dish: I eat the air, promise-crammed: you cannot feed capons so. -3.2
    Back then they thought chameleons ate air. Capons are castrated roosters. Ew.
  3. 8.
    POLONIUS: This is too long. HAMLET: It shall to th'barber's, with your beard. -2.2
  4. 7.
    HORATIO: So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to't. HAMLET: Why, man, they did make love...-5.2
    I may have taken this one out of context.
  5. 6.
    Dost thou think Alexander (the Great) looked o'this fashion i'th'earth? ...and smelt so? Puh! -5.1
  6. 5.
    HAMLET: What's his weapon? OSRIC: Rapier and dagger. HAMLET: That's two of his weapons: but, well. -5.2
  7. 4.
    No. -3.3
  8. 3.
    Put your bonnet to his right use: 'tis for the head. -5.2
    To that dink Osric.
  9. 2.
    Give me that man that is not passion's slave, and I will wear him in my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart, as I do thee. -3.2
    To Horatio. ❤️💛💚💙💜
  10. 1.
    Do you see that cloud that's almost in shape like a camel? -3.2