Acceptable chocolate offerings for when I'm in a mood.
- •Dark chocolate peanutsSimple peanuts or clusters will do, but for heaven's sake don't make the mistake of offering milk chocolate it will only anger me.
- •Dark chocolate with something elseMaybe hazelnuts or caramel but never, ever anything berry.
- •RhodesiaIf you know what these are you know where to get them.
- •Dark chocolate, plainNo sugar added is also OK. Never sugar free. They're totally different.
- •The golden or brown Ferrero Rocher thingies.
- •Dark chocolate covered pretzels.