Acceptable chocolate offerings for when I'm in a mood.

  1. Dark chocolate peanuts
    Simple peanuts or clusters will do, but for heaven's sake don't make the mistake of offering milk chocolate it will only anger me.
  2. Dark chocolate with something else
    Maybe hazelnuts or caramel but never, ever anything berry.
  3. Rhodesia
    If you know what these are you know where to get them.
  4. Dark chocolate, plain
    No sugar added is also OK. Never sugar free. They're totally different.
  5. The golden or brown Ferrero Rocher thingies.
  6. Dark chocolate covered pretzels.