THINGS I'M FORGOING TO KEEP MY SWEAT PANTS ON

  1. Grocery shopping
  2. Being a productive member of society
  3. Vitamin D
  4. Toothpaste
  5. And a new toothbrush
  6. That unneeded Target run to pick up "some stuff"
  7. Picking up my parents at the airport
  8. Getting a jump on Christmas shopping