WOMEN I'VE LOVED BASED ON WHAT I DID IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE BREAK UP

Not in chronological order.
  1. Stop on the way home for two slices of sausage pizza.
    And a chocolate malt.
  2. Sit alone in the empty apartment I just finished moving out of for two hours until my roommate came home.
    Then got tacos and margaritas with umbrellas in them.
  3. Drive 40 minutes home, in the snow, while belting Sam Smith at the top of my lungs.
    And then scanning radio stations to find the same song to listen to again.
  4. Call a different girl.
  5. Hear my friends relay rumors about my endowment.
  6. Come in off the porch and watch Star Wars with a friend.
    Episode III.