WOMEN I'VE LOVED BASED ON WHAT I DID IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE BREAK UP
Not in chronological order.
- •Stop on the way home for two slices of sausage pizza.And a chocolate malt.
- •Sit alone in the empty apartment I just finished moving out of for two hours until my roommate came home.Then got tacos and margaritas with umbrellas in them.
- •Drive 40 minutes home, in the snow, while belting Sam Smith at the top of my lungs.And then scanning radio stations to find the same song to listen to again.
- •Call a different girl.
- •Hear my friends relay rumors about my endowment.
- •Come in off the porch and watch Star Wars with a friend.Episode III.