The "Why's" I think trying to wake up in the morning
Waking up early when you don't have to is overrated.
- •Why did I purchase the alarm clock that simulates daylight?! WHY?!
- •WHY is SO a morning person?!!!????Waking up at 7am on a weekend isn't natural.
- •Why did I stay up until 2am reading Reddit's funniest D&D stories?! I don't even play D&D!
- •Why did I have a dream about going to the bathroom? My brain can't dream about something...y'know more exciting?Flying please!
- •Why did the dog jump right on my stomach? Your dog form of love is too painful for 8am!
- •Why doesn't the sun have a dimmer?
- •Why did I decide to be a responsible human being with my life?Sleeping all day sounds way better.
- •WHYYY?...just generally