Things I Think When Watching Mr. Robot

  1. Is Flipper, the dog, okay?
  2. Wow, Rami Malek's jawline is insanely beautiful.
  3. Also his eyes.
  4. Also he's really talented.
  5. But also is Flipper okay? Maybe don't leave morphine lying around when you have a dog.
  6. What season is it precisely? I never get the shorts-high socks-boots look that Darlene rocks. Like, you must be cold.
  7. Computers are terrifying.
  8. Christian Slater really plays one note, doesn't he?
  9. HOW'S FLIPPER DOING?
  10. Martin Wallstrom is scary Pete Campbell
  11. BUT SERIOUSLY: is Flipper still alive?