Things I Do Rather Than Dry My Hair After I Shower

  1. Go on twitter
  2. Make dinner
  3. Eat dinner
  4. Watch a show
  5. Sit
  6. Sleep
  7. Contemplate life and it's meaning
  8. Take towel off to reveal a mass of hair that is way past controlling
  9. Braid hair
  10. Don't dry hair at all
  11. Win at life