Why I Hate the Winter

aka why you can never convince me that it's the best season
  1. Cold
  2. Windy
  3. Wet
  4. Ice/slippery
  5. Dry skin/hair/lips
  6. Layering of clothes
  7. The work commute takes half an hour longer
  8. Everyone is always sick which means I get sick
  9. The lack of sunshine and vitamin d
  10. Having to defrost/scrape the car in the morning
  11. Driving in the snow did you mean playing Russian roulette with my life and every damn other car out there is a potential bullet I hate it
  12. Having to endure everyone else loving winter
  13. I live in Scotland ok, winters are not romantic here, they're a battle for survival and the first casualties are the cheap ass umbrellas everyone stupidedly thinks will survive the entire winter like just pay extra and get a decent umbrella and stop leaving their dead bodies around oh my god
  14. Having to pretend you like being bundled up so much you look a marshmallow
  15. Having to pretend you like the snow
  16. Having to pretend you like looking at dead trees
  17. Death
  18. Destruction
  19. Misery
  20. I JUST HATE IT OK PLEASE STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LOVE IT I NEVER HAVE AND I NEVER WILL IS IT SUMMER YET?!?!
  21. Take your "ooooh don't you love being cosy in the winter" and literally shove it where the sun don't shine aka winter
  22. Bah Humbug