@Bourdain let me be in your next show
  1. We both like to drink a few
  2. We love food
  3. We love to eat
  4. Both can b angry
    He used to cook as a job so that is self explanatory
  5. We both love to travel
  6. We both use the list app
  7. We both think David Chang is swell
  8. We have calming voices
    Well I don't actually but sometimes yeah
  9. We are both cool humans
  10. We have no problem selling out but still making it seem cool
  11. We'd have that wise old party boy, young kid dynamic
    He tells tales of Vietnam while we drink a beer outside with a time of age and superiority