THINGS THAT I SAY THAT PEOPLE DON'T GET
- •I only want a diamond if it's a blood diamondThe value is contrived but if someone died for it then it is worth something, a human life. I say this so people see how ridiculous the whole thing is.
- •Babies are stupid and uselessLittle morons. Obviously I'm joking!
- •All I want is for someone to use me as their picture to catfish someone elseThe ultimate compliment
- •Call every nice car a Ferrari
- •My bass pro shops keychain