FAT SQUIRRELS OF NYC

(Needs no introduction.)
  1. This guy tried to 'run' across the path in front of me. It was humiliating for us both.
  2. Where is your neck, my friend?
  3. Bud.
  4. Buddy.
  5. He wanted to run, but honestly, we both knew it wasn't in the cards.
  6. Use those abs my friend. I'm sure they're in there somewhere.
  7. Busted.
  8. It's hard to see in this picture, but his back fat is showing.
  9. To be fair- this is nobody's best angle.
  10. This is the same squirrel that wanted to run. Two pics for him. Cause. Of. The. Belly.
  11. Guys. I think he legit got stuck.