1. I am dead inside
  2. Is it possible to OD on caffeine?
  3. Wait, I should snap chat myself studying
  4. I deserve TV for these 5 minutes spent studying
  5. Is it too late to change my major?
  6. Actually, is it too late to drop out?
  7. Am I attractive enough to be a stripper?
  8. Is there a Starbucks open this late?
  9. Pain is temporary.
  10. Why did I procrastinate...
  11. Still considering dropping out
  12. Am I even alive
  13. There is no return for my GPA
  14. What's happening on Facebook?