THINGS I DO WHEN NO ONE IS VISITING MY OPEN HOUSE
True confessions of a very bored REALTOR.
- •Listen to books and play solitaire on my phone.
- •Look through every drawer, cabinet, and closet in the house.
- •Post pictures to my business Facebook page.
- •Send an annoying amount of snapchats.
- •Do cartwheels in empty living rooms with soft carpet.
- •Watch whatever show I'm currently binging/YouTube videos of the Graham Norton Show.
- •Make my friends and family come play House Hunters and bring me Sonic.
- •Send more snapchats.
- •Sit in the bathtub or pose in the kitchen and imagine that I live there.
- •Eat the cookies I brought.
- •Dramatically stare out the window and wish some people would come to my open house.