THINGS MORE ASTONISHING TO ME THAN DONALD TRUMP RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

  1. The nail salon I frequent thinks I want to watch Maury.
  2. Maury is on TV almost every day - there are enough people watching to keep it on the air.
  3. There are enough crazy people to be on all of those episodes of Maury.
    They have like 12 guests per episode!
  4. There are enough people who want to attend a taping of Maury to pack the crowd for all of those episodes.