SO YOU'RE A CAT WHO HATES PUZZLES

How to get your family to stop doing that jigsaw puzzle and pay attention to you.
  1. Step 1: Lay on top of the puzzle.
    This will stop them for a while, but you will eventually be moved.
  2. Step 2: Knock puzzle pieces off the table.
    Try to do so while no one is looking.
  3. Step 3: Bite the feet of anyone sitting at the table.
    They will begin to associate the puzzle with pain.
  4. Step 4: Chew on the puzzle pieces.
    This will discourage them.
  5. Step 5: Wait until everyone is in the other room for dinner, then vomit on the puzzle.
    Mission accomplished.