SO YOU'RE A CAT WHO HATES PUZZLES
How to get your family to stop doing that jigsaw puzzle and pay attention to you.
- •Step 1: Lay on top of the puzzle.This will stop them for a while, but you will eventually be moved.
- •Step 2: Knock puzzle pieces off the table.Try to do so while no one is looking.
- •Step 3: Bite the feet of anyone sitting at the table.They will begin to associate the puzzle with pain.
- •Step 4: Chew on the puzzle pieces.This will discourage them.
- •Step 5: Wait until everyone is in the other room for dinner, then vomit on the puzzle.Mission accomplished.