SCREENSHOTS I HAVE ON MY PHONE, EXPLAINED
- •She (my best friend) continued on to ask: "There are other red birds. Right?" Idk, I thought it was funny—despite the (probable) death of a bird.
- •What is there to say?
- •A nonexistent friendship which was once wonderful.
- •Oh this one is of my dad and I's conversation—he's so wacky!!!
- •Um, hello!? Those are limes, people!
- •My friend—the criminal.
- •Probably the best tweet, ever.