SCREENSHOTS I HAVE ON MY PHONE, EXPLAINED

  1. She (my best friend) continued on to ask: "There are other red birds. Right?" Idk, I thought it was funny—despite the (probable) death of a bird.
  2. What is there to say?
  3. A nonexistent friendship which was once wonderful.
  4. Oh this one is of my dad and I's conversation—he's so wacky!!!
  5. Um, hello!? Those are limes, people!
  6. My friend—the criminal.
  7. Probably the best tweet, ever.