1. "Pheasants don't taste good, now those peacocks taste good"
  2. "I's just standin' round pretendin to do my job til you got back"- cashier to bagger with 20 people in line
  3. "Can you have TOO many pairs of mudboots?
  4. A mans sigh for the rifle display
  5. His wife's sigh for pink camo rain boots