An ode to mila
  1. When she's plotting mass bird murder
  2. When she shows her smarts
  3. When the food bowl is only half full and she ponders her inevitable death
  4. When my roommate has to move her to poop
  5. When vogue asks her to be the cover of their march issue
  6. When enough is enough
  7. When, well, come on
  8. When she has nothing but Thriller to do all day
  9. When her face says constipated but her purrs say otherwise
  10. When this happened while I was writing this list