A LIST OF ONE THING(S) TO DO INSTEAD OF ANNOYING ME

You will find here a comprehensive list of all one thing(s) that you can do in place of annoying me. "what if I can't commit to this rule?" you ask. well, I say, you can refer to #2 to help you with that. If you can't follow #2, simply follow #3.
  1. 1.
    dont
  2. 2.
    srsly
  3. 3.
    i swear to god