THE LISA FRANK THEORIES!
- •She knew a guy who knew a guy who was on the grassy knoll when JFK was shot. Also, she murdered Martin Luther King Jr.
- •Every drawing of a puppy is really a penis.
- •Lisa Frank owns all hot dogs and has a lobbying committee forcing the hot dog industry to bring back the Frank terminology.
- •Lisa Frank is single-handedly responsible for the housing crisis.
- •She knew where Whitey Bulger was, like, 20 years ago.
- •Lisa Frank has glitter for blood and sees the world in a way only understood by the color neon.
- •It's actually Liza Frank and she is just super polite.
- •You've heard of Osama Bin Laden? She fucked him.
- •Lisa Frank