THOUGHTS I HAD ON MY FIRST DAY OF MY NEW JOB

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    I am an employed person and someday soon I can afford food. The American Dream. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ•
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    I hope I wore enough deodorant.
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    I hope they didn't notice me just casually smell my armpit.
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    Please don't fire me.
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    How do I let my co-workers know I'm fun and cool so that they aren't surprised later?
  6. β€’
    Is it obvious I don't know what I'm doing?
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    Is everyone mad I suck?
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    I will never learn everything I need to!
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    I am just faking my way through life!!
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    I'm going to watch so much tv when I get home.