THOUGHTS I HAD WHILE DRINKING TONIGHT

  1. I wish I could find a way to charge my dog rent.
  2. I can't pull off couture, but if I think about that anymore I'm going to cry.
  3. Designing lingerie is so cool and like a really solid career goal.
  4. THAT'S what Judd Hirsch looks like?
  5. My forehead is fucking freezing.
  6. If I ever appear on Lip Sync Battle I will be drunk af in order to do well at all.
  7. Bread is the only food.