THOUGHTS I HAD WHILE DRINKING TONIGHT
- •I wish I could find a way to charge my dog rent.
- •I can't pull off couture, but if I think about that anymore I'm going to cry.
- •Designing lingerie is so cool and like a really solid career goal.
- •THAT'S what Judd Hirsch looks like?
- •My forehead is fucking freezing.
- •If I ever appear on Lip Sync Battle I will be drunk af in order to do well at all.
- •Bread is the only food.