IF UR DOG COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT A SHIT PERSON U ARE

  1. I mean, really could grasp all the horrible stuff u do
  2. In private and in public
  3. Not murder, low key stuff, like blowing off ur recently dumped bff to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer reruns with a bowl of Reece's Puffs Cereal
  4. They can also speak English in this scenario
    Clearly
  5. Would they leave u do you think?
  6. Or give you a lecture like a caring, but distant relative?
  7. Or maybe like a pep talk/scolding from a super pissed coach. But they SEE YOUR POTENTIAL THOUGH
  8. Anyway what do u think?
  9. Would they cease to love you?
  10. I know a cat woulddnt
  11. Cause they already know who you REALLY are
    That's not to say they love you in spite of it
  12. But they stay anyway