50 WAYS TO CLEAVE YOUR LOVER

I've started with the first eight. Can the collective brainpower of listappers get us to fifty?
  1. Van Gogh her ear Keir
  2. Slice him with your scythe Blythe
  3. Dice her with a saw Shaw
  4. Go Freddy on his leg Meg
  5. Hit her with an axe Jax
  6. Amputate his finga' Inga
  7. Smash her with a maul Paul
  8. Stick her with your sword Ward
  9. Cut off his peen, Jean!
    Suggested by   @Jac
  10. Flay her at the crus, Gus
    Suggested by   @Grosstastic
  11. Strychnine in her drink, Link
    Suggested by   @Grosstastic
  12. Excise his eye Skye
  13. Wolverine his face, Grace.
    Suggested by   @evan
  14. Wack her with a rake, Jake
    Suggested by   @dev
  15. Separate her heart, Bart.
    Suggested by   @CaptainCarrigan
  16. Machete to the neck, beck
    Suggested by   @gilbaron
  17. Push him into a fan, jan
    Suggested by   @gilbaron
  18. Vitamix her hand, Stan
    Suggested by   @gilbaron
  19. Set her on fire, Meyer
    Suggested by   @13spencer
  20. Garotte under the chin, Finn
    Suggested by   @gilbaron
  21. Filet her like a steak, Blake
    Suggested by   @gilbaron
  22. Chainsaw to her head, Fred
    Suggested by   @gilbaron
  23. Antoinette her neck Dec
  24. Go Dexter on his body Lottie
  25. Poison his food, Jude
    Suggested by   @13spencer
  26. Slice her up nice, Bryce.
    Suggested by   @dball
  27. Grab a bat and beat her, Peter
    Suggested by   @johnnyartpants
  28. Hang him by the hair, Claire
    Suggested by   @johnnyartpants
  29. Ice pick, through the nose, Rose
    Suggested by   @johnnyartpants
  30. Try a drive by, Kai
    Suggested by   @lexzie
  31. Slip him some pills, Jill
    Suggested by   @lexzie
  32. Dissect his belly, Nelly
    Suggested by   @zabsters
  33. Screwdriver to the kidney, Sidney
    Suggested by   @zabsters
  34. Lawnmower to the face, Chase
    Suggested by   @zabsters
  35. Drive over his knee, Cherie
    Suggested by   @zabsters
  36. Push her down on the grill, Phil
    Suggested by   @zabsters
  37. Hammer to the brain, Blaine
    Suggested by   @bagelfever
  38. Just freeze her, Ebenezer
    Suggested by   @lexzie
  39. Sidewalk his teeth, keith
    Suggested by   @lexzie
  40. Feed him to a shark, clark
    Suggested by   @lexzie
  41. Eat him like a bear, Clair
    Suggested by   @GoGoGorosh
  42. Bury him alive, Clive
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  43. Push him in front of a train, Rainn
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  44. Just wait and let him die of a natural cause, Raaz
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  45. Chop off his toe, Joe.
    Suggested by   @leslie
  46. Acid to her face, Ace!
    Suggested by   @Jac
  47. Arsenic her juice, Bruce!
    Suggested by   @Jac
  48. Razor slice his vein, Jane!
    Suggested by   @Jac
  49. Cut up her Amex Rex
  50. Sever his Achilles Millie