BROOKLYN HIGHWAY SIGNS WE WROTE

During the previous borough president's tenure (Marty Markowitz) we wrote various BK slogans and holiday card/song parodies for him. Here are some of the highway signs you may have seen that we wrote:
  1. WELCOME TO BROOKLYN. Home to everyone from everywhere
    When @dev was about twelve, he suggested this one and it made the cut
  2. LEAVING BROOKLYN. OY VEY!
    Some Jewish groups objected to these signs because they felt it stereotyped Jews. But Marty didn't cave and left them up
  3. LEAVING BROOKLYN. FUHGEDDABOUDDIT!
    Italian groups objected to this. But again Marty left them up
  4. WELCOME TO BROOKLYN. Like no other place in the world
  5. WELCOME TO BROOKLYN Where NYC begins
  6. WELCOME TO BROOKLYN The heart of America
  7. WELCOME TO BROOKLYN. What took you so long? What the fuck are you lookin' at? Get Lost!
    These were rejected for obvious reasons