No one ever really means any of these:
- •Convince me!Nothing you could possibly say would convince me of anything.
- •You have the right to your opinionYour opinion sucks You have the right to remain silent.
- •With all due respectNot only do I not respect you, I detest you.
- •Do you really mean that?Of course you do! You're an idiot.
- •This may hurt a bitGet ready. This is going to fucking hurt
- •In all honesty...Look out! My nose is about to start growing,
- •Try to see where I'm coming from.Just nod and agree with me blindly.
- •We're all friends hereBut you better not turn your back on me
- •Hey, but who's counting?I believe that was the 17th time you did that
- •Far be it for me to interfere...You've screwed this up so badly, I can't NOT interfere.Suggested by @dball
- •Can I get a raincheck?How many rain checks do I get until you realize I'm full of shit?
- •No offense but...Always going to be offensiveSuggested by @GoGoGorosh