IF CAVEMEN LISTAPPED ...
- •My favorite clubsThe short one works best on small animals. The long one with the big head is best for mastodons.
- •Tablets I have read latelyBetter Caves and Gardens. Fifty Caves of Grey
- •Fave cavesCave 7
- •Animals that attacked me last weekWooly mammoth, mastodon
- •Things I like about the hot, glowing light that scares away animals.It's hot. It glows. It scares animals. It only takes an hour to get it started,
- •People I am told I look likeThe Geico caveman, Russell Crowe, Charleton Heston
- •Tribes I DestestThe Loinclothers, The Prance-around-naked Tribe, The Proto-Tarzans, The MoonWorshippers, and those fucking Neanderthals should go back to wherever they came from.Suggested by @evan