1. Listrionics
    Def: Emotional listing that may result in regret or embarrassment
  2. Listerectomy
    Def: Posting then deleting your list when you realize it's pathetic
  3. Listocracy
    Def: you know who you are
  4. Listopia
    Def: that warm, satisfied feeling when you've published a kick ass list
  5. Listeria
    Def: the feeling you get when you publish a list and think: OMG did I just do that?
  6. LUI
    Def: not a crime but may cause serious recriminations. Remember, friends don't let friends list drunk.
  7. Surrealist
    Def: see @LevNovak list about his dreams
  8. Your Listionary word here