Requested by Celine

NEVER HAVE I EVER...

  1. 1.
    Been in a barfight
    Not even close. Do I need to hang out in seedier bars?
  2. 2.
    Caught a fish
    Not a full sized fish anyway. Not really hooked on the whole fishing experience.
  3. 3.
    Flown a kite
    I should probably take a remedial kite flying course. Actually, if I am even near a kite, it will crash. My kite karma is 0.
  4. 4.
    Worked nine to five
    I understand some folks do this. What is it like?
  5. 5.
    Had a martini
    This may be due to the lack of nine to five jobs and consequently, few business lunches. Is it worth trying?
  6. 6.
    Watched a sunrise
    Not sure, maybe once. Again, due to an unstructured schedule, I never seem to be awake at six AM. I've heard that sunrises are beautiful, though.
  7. 7.
    Skied or snowboarded
    I hate being cold and wet.
  8. 8.
    Done serious drugs
    Even though I grew up in the sixties and was kind of a hippie, I skipped the whole drug thing.
  9. 9.
    Seen a complete episode of the Sopranos, the Wire or Breaking Bad
  10. 10.
    Been shitfaced drunk