1. RLS. Restless leg syndrome. Reach for a Requip and stop fidgeting
  2. SAD. Social Anxiety Disease. Don't be shy. Pop a Paxil.
  3. Low T. It used to be aging. Now you need hormonal help
  4. GERD. Gastro Esophageal Reflux Disease. Dont call it heartburn and please pass the Prilosec.
  5. OOPS. Occasional obstructive penning syndrome It used to be writers block. Try some Ascribia.