PHANTOM DISEASES INVENTED BY BIG PHARMA
- •RLS. Restless leg syndrome. Reach for a Requip and stop fidgeting
- •SAD. Social Anxiety Disease. Don't be shy. Pop a Paxil.
- •Low T. It used to be aging. Now you need hormonal help
- •GERD. Gastro Esophageal Reflux Disease. Dont call it heartburn and please pass the Prilosec.
- •OOPS. Occasional obstructive penning syndrome It used to be writers block. Try some Ascribia.