THE NATIONAL CREMATION SOCIETY 😁
We received this truly bizarre ad in the mail. Check out the happy couple. They're smiling because they're all set to be cremated
- •"Come learn about cremation and get a free meal"I think I've lost my appetite
- •Bring your appointment calendar and leave your wallet at home.You won't need your wallet where you're going.
- •"Register to win a free cruise"Is that before or after cremation?
- •The fine print at the bottom says the cruise raffle is only open to: "first time attendees with no prior cremation arrangements."So to win the cruise you can't have any prior cremation experience?
- •It says it's a limited time promotional offerSo how soon do you have to be cremated?
- •"Winner does not need to purchase a cremation policy to qualify."
- •What a relief!