THINGS I DID TO EARN THE NICKNAME 'FATS' DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM QUITE FIT
- •PizzaI have been known to eat an entire large pizza at one sitting
- •LeftoversI never turn down someone else's leftovers. I can often be heard asking: "Are you gonna finish that?"
- •I always seem to be the last one still eatingThis is not due to eating slowly
- •My evil offspringHe is responsible for this nickname and spreads the word far and wide
- •Inside this fit body is a flubulous person trying to get out.