Requested by Dev Flaherty

THINGS I DID TO EARN THE NICKNAME 'FATS' DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM QUITE FIT

  1. Pizza
    I have been known to eat an entire large pizza at one sitting
  2. Leftovers
    I never turn down someone else's leftovers. I can often be heard asking: "Are you gonna finish that?"
  3. I always seem to be the last one still eating
    This is not due to eating slowly
  4. My evil offspring
    He is responsible for this nickname and spreads the word far and wide
  5. Inside this fit body is a flubulous person trying to get out.