Via my Favorite TV Shows
  1. I drink and I know things.
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    Game of Thrones
  2. I think I need to keep drinking for a while and then I'll have an idea.
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    Orphan Black
  3. I want to be famous to make people like me because I hate myself.
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    30 Rock (one of a million)
  4. Consider this TV Liam Neeson's daughter because this bitch is Taken.
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    Happy Endings
  5. Au revoir, les Felicieuses
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    Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
  6. All that emotional chow-chow, it's exhausting.
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    Sex and the City
  7. I'm the villain in my own story.
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    Crazy Ex-girlfriend
  8. Sometimes when people get what they want, they realize how limited their goals were.
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    Mad Men
  9. Treat yo self!
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    Parks and Recreation
  10. Coffee please, and a shot of cynicism.
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    Gilmore Girls