Things I Am Thinking The First 10 Minutes Of A Massage

Whenever I can actually find the time to get a massage I waste the first precious moments pondering really important stuff......
  1. Are my arms in the right place?
  2. Do my feet stink?
  3. Should I have gone pee before we started?
  4. I wonder if I should have shaved my legs?
  5. I think I might fart......
  6. If I fart, will she think I'm disgusting?
  7. Who picks this music, anyway?
  8. I wonder how long I've been here?
  9. I should probably clear my mind or something........
  10. Ok, relax
  11. Relax.....