ACTUAL MESSAGES I HAVE RECEIVED ON OKCUPID

Hell is other people. Inspired by @lame
  1. CTRL + V
  2. 😳😱
  3. This guy tried to add me on Facebook
    Seemed to be confused when I didn't accept his request...hmmm
  4. Obviously I could name this movie...but at what cost?
  5. "haha funny shit"
  6. Both things I've been DYING to try
  7. P sure this guy was on crack
    Disabled his account the next day lol
  8. I can't solve all your problems
  9. Does he think I'm qualified to give fashion advice?
  10. But at what cost to my soul?
  11. Best line I've ever seen
  12. Scratch that, THIS is the best line I've ever seen
  13. Pardon? I didn't hear you the first three times
  14. Interesting transition 🐱
  15. IMAX N CLIMAX
  16. What can I say, I'm a heart tickler
  17. There were three more lines of emojis that didn't even FIT
  18. This is why I'm single
  19. Bye