Help me come up with better ways to get out of things
  1. Diarrhea
    Only to be used in case of emergency. You don't want to give yourself bad diarrhea karma...
  2. Not helpful, but true.
    Suggested by @jennifergster
  3. Pink eye
    It's along the same lines as diarrhea but maybe more embarrassing so you have to really need the excuse. But no one wants to be around the pink eye person.
    Suggested by @hermionegranger
  4. Static
    Suggested by @LeahG
  5. But actually, saying you have relatives or friends visiting from out of town
    Suggested by @LeahG
  6. My kid is barfing
    Suggested by @natashac
  7. Gynecologist appointment!
    This scares dudes for some reason & is really important anyway!
    Suggested by @aliciamcelhaney