LIFE QUESTIONS FOR SHRUGGIE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bye
  1. What's your name? Like your real name?
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  2. Are you married?
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  3. Do you have kids?
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  4. Does your family share your existential apathy?
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  5. Do you have any aspirations at all?
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  6. Alright Shruggie—I can't do this if you won't talk to me!
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  7. GOOD DAY SIR! I'm leaving
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  8. Wait
  9. *feels arms lift up in the universal sign of ennui*
  10. Am I...Shruggie??
  11. NOOOOOOOO
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