1. Ok so I'm going to be THAT asshole
  2. And choose my slippers
  3. Because LOOK
  4. These slippers are everything.
    They are made of down. Like a comforter. For your FEET. And the inside is soft and fuzzy, just like the deep trenches of my tiny heart
  5. I wear them 24/7 around my apartment
    I'd wear them everywhere if I could
  6. They are like a feet hug
    I don't know what those things are but this gif just felt right, ya know?
  7. Bye
    Yeah I'm wearing them now. What of it?