THINGS I CONSISTENTLY FORGET ABOUT

I never lose things but boy, am I forgetful
  1. Drinking my tea before it gets cold
    It's like I have amTEAsia. I'm so sorry
  2. Doing laundry before its ~too late~
    AKA before I run out of underwear
  3. Wearing my night guard
    Such a nuisance anyway. TMJ be damned
  4. Wearing deodorant
    Only SOMETIMES ok
  5. Responding to email
    This might also be because I'm an asshole
  6. Where I parked
  7. Lactaid
    🙈