📸 Screenshots on My Camera Roll, Explained
Random shit is random....
- •Message on a chalkboard in a boba shopI honestly believe this. I try to assess everyone I meet by this measure, even clients.
- •BDSM Test ResultsI was a part of this world when I was a bit younger (apprenticed with a Domme). Wanted to see if my kinks held up. Apparently things change over time...
- •N-word flowchartI kind of want to pass this out to people... on the internet AND in public
- •Various Fyre Fest photos from TwitterSomething about entitled trust fund kids and Instamodels getting hoodwinked was MOST hilarious to me. 2017: Year of the Savage
- •"Dating After 30"... at least I have the common sense to get paid BEFORE I get fucked over
- •My go-to response meme when my roommate gets saucy on my Facebook comments(R.I.P., Charlie Murphy...) 😪
- •Reminder from MortyI loved this speech. So much so, I printed it out and framed it on my desk
- •...no idea......but it looks pretty cool!
- •From Adriana Lima's Instagram storyI want these flower pillars at my wedding. Or funeral. Whichever comes first.
- •Text from a friend:...and he really... fucking... does... Hov, is that you?
- •Me and Dark MeMy best friends are the worst, which makes them the best
- •From a friend's SnapchatSometimes you need a reminder
- •Cute couple tattoo...... if I ever sink that low
- •Hilarious.I have a crush on this guy, and I nearly peed my pants reading this
- •...and then, of course, tits and dicksI mean... that's a given.