CONFUSING TRUTHS

Things that will come in handy when engaged in a frivolous game of 2 truths 1 lie
  1. I chipped my tooth and tried fixing it with a nail file
  2. I've been in two continents at once
  3. My favorite beer is PBR
  4. I rode in a cab where the driver stopped to smoke with his friends for 15 minutes
  5. The longest I've owned an in-tact car is two weeks
  6. I accidentally slept in a vertical laundry basket
  7. I bartered my sister out of her bed for four years so I could have my own room
  8. I regularly write long emotional emails to customer service reps regarding my satisfaction level
  9. I once laughed at a man for contracting malaria
  10. I refuse to eat any meat cooked less than medium well