Things I do Instead of Going to Bed
Usually circa 2am
- •Practice various accents on snapchatThese never actually get sent out, but I like being able to rewatch my terrible attempts without having to go through the shame of facing them again in my "Recently Deleted" folder
- •Become knowledgable about scantily discussed subjectsIf anyone knows an occasion where the 27 major differences between Piranha and Barracuda will be useful, please CC me into the conversation.
- •Watch videos of people being really ridiculously good at things and mentally cropping myself into the situationGoogle parachute skiing and all will be explained
- •Start a hobbyIf all hobbies were paralleled to soccer, I know just enough about every single one to be like "there are teams involved"
- •Stare at myself in the mirrorHave I always looked like this?
- •Make listsCurrent time - 5:02AM EST. I've also had to update this timestamp a minimum of 4 times