THINGS I LIKE MORE THAN PEOPLE

  1. Green beans that are slightly mushier than their prime
  2. A mosquito bite on your back that's just within reach, but you still have to work a little for
  3. Nachos in a bag left unsealed for 2-3 days
  4. Convoluted stories about very average events
  5. Hangnails
  6. Flight delays <20min in length
  7. Wire framed glasses that turn darker when exposed to light
  8. Wall art left askew
  9. The moment you first feel the need to pee, but it hasn't gotten serious yet
  10. Single ply toilet paper