Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

Well.. There's no getting out of the yellow river now huh? In Mandarin it's called "跳进黄河也洗不清" #guilty #sorrynotsorry
  1. Little girl got out of a situation by putting Yoshi as a peeing substitute. 😬
  2. NSFW
    Was trying to prove a point to my Friend that bras are pretty handy when it comes to trapping things in it when you don't have a pocket. Booby trap. GET IT?
  3. It happens. Especially when it's when you're emotionally involved with the book. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE, GUS??!??
  4. I'm not guilty at all. Zac is Bae. Or used to be Bae. 😀 BRING ME THAT BOOTY 🙃
  5. #dreamwedding