We've all done it-I just decided to write it down.
  1. I'm a ratchet Hoe.
  2. We're selling clothes- not saving lives.
  3. Everything is uglier up close
  4. Have you even had an 8in dick inside of you?
  5. I give the best blowjobs but I always receive crappy ones.
  6. Missionary & then lights out!
  7. I had to curve the shit out of the hotel boy.