1. Spend too much money on shoes
  2. Pierced my belly button
  3. Accidentally pierced my ear during class
    I don't want to talk about it
  4. Dogsat
  5. Drank an unhealthy amount of sweet tea
  6. Bought frogs
  7. Adopted a fish that killed said frogs
    That fish's name is asshole
  8. Bought a dead snail
  9. Dyed my hair red