1. I'm short AF
    Static
    5'2 to be exact
  2. I look like I'm 12
    Static
    i got carded like two months ago for trying to buy an r rated movie LIKE IM 20 I SHOULDNT HAVE TO DO THAT
  3. My socks never match
    Static
    this is mostly me just being lazy tho
  4. My sense of humor is equivalent to that of a 12 year old boy honestly
    Static
    ft. @bisexual im sorry