Jokes That I Found Inside Some Party Poppers
- •How do you make a band stand?Hide all the chairs.
- •What is yellow and white and goes down a train track at 100 mph?A conductor's egg sandwich.
- •Why do birds fly south in the winter?Because they can't afford to take the train.
- •Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?Because he wanted to see how long he slept.
- •What did the Martian say to the gas pump?"Take your finger out of your ear when I'm talking to you."