Lists My Parents Would Write About ME

Idk who started it but that's who it is inspired by.
  1. Oh GOD, Ashley has been sleeping for 14 hours?!? Is she alive?!?!?!
  2. Piercings our daughter got, ranked by how disappointed we are
  3. All of Ashley's friends are gay?????
  4. Places our daughter fell asleep, ranked.
  5. Our favorite foods that Ashley cooks, ranked
  6. Ashley's friends we feel the need to feed 24/7
    @bisexual and @lubbe1ja would definitely be on this list
  7. Cooking shows Ashley binge-watches when she is home, ranked.